Super-Size My Jumbo-Tron or I’m Cancelling My Skybox

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What's next in pro sports? I'm sitting in my "Sky Loge" (whatever that is?) and enjoying wings, dip, and adult beverage. After seeing my home team marquee wide receiver drop a "bunny" (easy catch) in the endzone from 20 different angles via the heralded Jumbo-Tron, I feel a tinge of anxiety. Not because I am paying about $100,000 for this years skybox lease, but mainly because the new Jumbo-Tron is so big I have a hard time seeing the actual game that is going on below me. And there is talk of super-sizing the 'Tron! Let's call it the "Tyranno-tron!"

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